I decided to get skinny a few weeks ago and joined up for weight watchers, see the thing is, with weight watchers you can kinda eat what you want but you hafta eat real small portions of it…

I was doing really well (you know feeling hungry all the time in a self righteous “i’m gonna be skinny and all you other not skinny people out there don’t know how easy it is to get skinny” kinda way) I mean I even lost a few kilos……..

So last night I had a dream that I turned into a fairy

And then we all ate dinner……’cept it was fairy dinner, and fairies kinda eat really small portions of really small things

So then I was reeeeeally hungry and I ate all the fairies food

then I was happy cos i wasn’t hungry anymore……

til i realised that I couldn’t fit through any of the fairies little doors…… 😦

So then I woke up and realised that diets do bad things to peoples brains and had a strawberry iced milk and baked beans with those little sausages in them for breakfast…

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